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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison."

"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."

"My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet."

"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"

"[romantic dinner] her: ""I was hoping it might just be the two of us."" ventriloquist dummy: ""he said I help with his confidence."""

"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."

"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."

"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"

"I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time."

"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"