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Joke of the Day

"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."

"What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job? A Defective!"

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."

"How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing? Get really close to their ear and shout, ""DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG?"""

"Photons don't even matter."

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"What's big and black and excites Reddit admins? A censorship bar."

"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"

"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."

"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."