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Joke of the Day

"I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time."

"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultra-sound guy. [read next comment]"

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."

"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."

"Whenever I'm sad, my dad tells me ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."