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Joke of the Day
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."
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"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."
"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"
"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."
"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."
"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."