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Joke of the Day

"My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy? 2: I'm a big fan."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"

"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."

"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"

"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"

"My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"I've installed some complaining-powered lightbulbs in my bedroom They occasionally turn off, but never for more than 5 seconds"