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Joke of the Day
"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."
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"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."
"why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light"
"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"
"Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's cock."
"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."
"Two peanuts were walking through the bush... One was assaulted."
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"
"I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie"