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Joke of the Day

"[romantic dinner] her: ""I was hoping it might just be the two of us."" ventriloquist dummy: ""he said I help with his confidence."""

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"

"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."

"ladies, please don't call me your 'brother' 1. we did not come out of the same vagina 2. odds are i'm trying to get into yours"

"I was gonna tell a joke about OCD... but."

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did"