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" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."
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"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""
"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"
"I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying. - Alex Horne"
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."
"Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping? it scares the shit out of the dogs."
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice."
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"