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Joke of the Day

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"

"If the opposite of con is pro... Is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?"

"Kate Upton's chest beefers ain't just a carnal thing. It's about beauty. Same as starin' at the American flag, wavin' at dusk."

"What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks I needed that."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."

"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."

"Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""