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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"
Next Joke
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"A joke is a lot like sex Neither is any good if you don't get it."
"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"
"Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles."
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we both are... But I laugh more."
"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."
"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"
"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."
"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"