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Joke of the Day
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
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"I recently went to the funeral of an asshole who bullied me for most of my life..... I wanted to literally see a dick in a box."
"I think Trump might be the guy to turn the US around... But I fear his next move will be to bend it over."
"Remember when we were young enough to order mozzarella sticks and not think, ""maybe deep fried cheese isn't the best life decision?"""
"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."
"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"
"I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies."
"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"