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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
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"Knock knock Whos there? Meg Whites most complex drum beat."
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
"Finally time for Donald Trump to.. Finally time for Donald Trump to have his long-pending anus transplant. He really needs to stop shitting from his mouth now."
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."
"That's a great river Dam it!"
"What's the cheapest meat available? Deer testicles, it's under a buck."
"If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like: ""I'm not picking this up."""
"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."