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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people go for bungee jumping? it scares the shit out of the dogs."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."

"[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised? Because he has Force Kin."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"

"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."