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Joke of the Day
"What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice."
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"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."
"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."
"5yo: Can we go get a turtle? They're so cool! Me: Whats so cool about turtles? 5yo: They can breath thru their butts! Me: Grab your coat.."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred"
"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"
"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."
"""Hey girl, you ever dated a monk before?"" ""no? well how would you like to get into the habit?"""
"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."