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Joke of the Day

"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"

"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"

"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him. He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."