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Joke of the Day

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."

"""My wife and I are SO in love. Always finishing each other's..."" (silence) (silence) *Russian accent* ""You give me Green Card now, yes?"""

"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""

"What did one end of the rope say to the other? We were bound to get together..."

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"Scientists have found out... after they were shown the exit."

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."