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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"
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"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."
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"A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is What's your favourite colour of a person."