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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred A perfect ten, but imaginary"

"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."

"What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team? One is a cunning group of runts."

"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"

"ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were ""A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons"". bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew"

"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."

"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."

"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."

"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."