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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"
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"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
"I started to work at a seafood buffet... ...but then I pulled a mussel."
"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."
"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."
"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."
"I didn't see a single Olympic wrestler use the sleeper hold or figure four leg lock..."