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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
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"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."
"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."
""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""
"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."
"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""
"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."
"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."
"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."