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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."

"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."

"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"

"Making NSA work hard today: just left vm for Senator saying, ""drop-off done"" & then made a hair appointment at a salon in Lahore, Pakistan."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"I miss my ex-girlfriend... I can't seem to hit her."

"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."

"In marijuana's defense, I'm lazy as shit completely sober too."

"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""