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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
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"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."
"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."
"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."
"Unlimited data is better than unlimited drama, and that's why I love my phone."
"What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys? a PDFile"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."
"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."