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Joke of the Day

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"

"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."

"I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her"

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"""I'm supes scared & all alone & in my underwear. What's that noise in the basement? I should totes go check it out."" - Virgins tonight"

"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."

"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"

"Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :("

"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."

"Lying on a hospital bed, I pull you in close, and with my dying breath, I whisper, ""Name one of your Pokemon after me"""