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Joke of the Day
"I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her"
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"Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y""... Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y"" ... Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose ""Y."""
"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"
"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."
"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"
"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: we'll worry about him in an hour then"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .... It's impossible to put down."
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."