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Joke of the Day
"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys."
"HER: Im breaking up with u ME: Is it because I say ""Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"" when things go wrong? HER: Ya ME:(under breath) Uh Oh Spaghetti O's"
"[very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second"
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."
"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."