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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bruce Willis live in America and watch porn? Because he wants to live free and die hard"

"Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!"

"""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" -every trip to the zoo, ever"

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."

"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"If a single stick is called a ""fag"", and a bundle of ""fags"" is called a ""faggot"", then what do you call a group of ""faggots""? A ""subreddit"""

"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."

"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"

"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"