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Joke of the Day
"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."
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"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall... ..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out."
"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."
"What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay"
"*ref blows whistle* Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze"
"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."
"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""