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Joke of the Day
"Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!"
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"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"Gabe Newell just died... His hair black"
"I told this woman that I still had not forgotten how to make a spacerocket. You can not forget what you never learned."
"Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard drinks were on the house."
"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."
"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."
"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"
"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."