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Joke of the Day

"Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!"

"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."

"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."

"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."

"As a Jew, I love bagels... They're one of the holeyest foods."

"A joke from Italy -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself"

"Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No the shine from your head blinded me."

"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"

"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."

"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."