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Joke of the Day

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."

"What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers? The thot police! ^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe."

"what do you call a fat guy telling all his friends that hes gay for the first time? coming out of the pantry! i dunno if this is the kinda stuff you guys like, but i had to share it with someone."

"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"

"What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors."

"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."

"What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?"

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""