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Joke of the Day
"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"
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"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"
"When you wish upon a star, wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time."
"For the last time... I'm not depressed. This is just how I eat."
"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"
"I've always lived by the motto 'work hard, play hard' But the HR department is starting to get concerned and the guys I ball with at the gym hate when I guard them"
"What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless"
"Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret."
"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"
"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"