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Joke of the Day
"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"
Next Joke
"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."
"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."
"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"
"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."
"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."
"I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator."