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Joke of the Day
"What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart? Mind the GAAP."
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"Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?"
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"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
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