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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?"
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"I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose."
"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."
"A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution. Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid."
"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"
"johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp"
"What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Trump"
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""
"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."