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Joke of the Day

"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes."

"Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!"

"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."

"I never picked my nose. I was born with it."

"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"

"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."

"I've got 99 problems, which really bothers me since I've also got OCD and I prefer even numbers."

"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"