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Joke of the Day
"Do you need space? Join NASA!"
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"Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little."
"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"
"My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could really see myself doing that. \\_()_/ "
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"
"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"
"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."
"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."