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Joke of the Day

"Do you need space? Join NASA!"

"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"

"My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point."

"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"

"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"

"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."

"CRAIGSLIST AD: Wanted - chicken nugget shaped like Rafael. Have 2 Leonardo's, willing to trade. Serious offers only. No Michaelangelo's."

"What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen."

"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"

"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."