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Joke of the Day

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

Next Joke
 
"THEM: Hey, I haven't seen you for a while. ME: As planned."
"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"
"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"
"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."
"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
"[if trump wins somehow] alien: ""i said take me to your leader"" me: ""dude i swear this is him"""
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."