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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"
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"Magic is like breast implants... ...we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder"
"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"
"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."
"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""
"Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work."
"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"