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Joke of the Day

"[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank? Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks"

"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they go the speed limit in school zones.."

"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"How are babies and strippers alike? They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home"

"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."

"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"My girlfriend accidentally shoved a pair of glasses up my ass... Now my hindsight is 20/20"