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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"

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"my date canceled today, now when someone asks ""How was your date?"" I can say I was too *hand*some."
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"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
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