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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold an Asian person? You put floss over his eyes."
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"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"
"I told everyone I was going to be a comedian And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore."
"Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews"
"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"
"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"
"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."
"Imagine how quickly Breitbart would believe in climate science if they could use it to stop black people from voting."