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Joke of the Day
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
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"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."
"LIFE HACK: If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, rice will attract Asians who will fix ur electronics for you"
"If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!"
"[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child"
"Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything."
"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."
"remember when u found out the french word for seal was phoque and u were like this is the best day of my phoquing life"
"I'll always remember what my dad said right before he bought the farm. How much does this farm cost?"