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Joke of the Day

"LIFE HACK: If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, rice will attract Asians who will fix ur electronics for you"

"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"

"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"

"I'd like to make a toast... Someone get me some bread and butter"

"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."

"Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

"When does a cat need milk? Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm going back in my corner now"

"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"