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Joke of the Day
"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
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"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."
"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"
"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."
"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""
"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""
"Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it."