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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu!"
Next Joke
"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."
"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."
"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"
"My home phone rang. Weird."
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""