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Joke of the Day
"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"
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"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."
"Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."
"""your mom"" jokes can be fun but they can be over-used too . . . . just like your mom"
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."