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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"

"How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world? All seven or eight of them."

"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."

"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes."

"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."

"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They're both full of ripped assholes."

"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."

"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"