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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
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"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"
"Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
"What website are the germans least likely to laugh at? Neingag."
"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"
"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"
"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."