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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'."
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"
"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."
"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"I'm not comfortable with the fact that there's a skeleton inside me."
"How do you turn regular water into holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."
"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."