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Joke of the Day
"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."
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"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
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"Procrastination Kid in class: ""Hey, what does procrastination mean?"" Me: ""Ill tell you later"""
"The same woman who said ""I'm your mom not your friend"" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests."
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"There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke."