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Joke of the Day
"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."
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"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"
"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
"I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so I can do something awesome."
"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."
"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."
"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."