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Joke of the Day

"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""

"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"

"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"

"I went for a swim with my daughter... I felt a warm pocket of water in the waves and yelled at her ""Did you just pee in the ocean!?"". ""No"" she said ""the seaweed"" True story."

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."

"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."

"When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to ""It's not delivery, it's depression."""

"What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!"

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"