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Joke of the Day
"Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps."
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"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty."
"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"
"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"
"My mom when I was a kid: ""Never talk to strangers."" ""Never get in their cars."" Me to my future kids: ""Here's how to order an Uber."""
"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"
"If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle."
"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."
"Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision"