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Joke of the Day

"How does Furious 7 end? Paul Walker dies."

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."

"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"This week in Science: MRI technology and thought processing... are a hell of a lot cooler than last week"

"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."